A forewarning to all those unsuspecting souls who have already assumed it means Rudolf 'Rudi' Völler and this rambling is that of a football fanatic...please , this has nothing to got to do with soccer and it related mania.
But Rudi is my middle name -- arising from the characteristics sarcasm that usually peppers my conversation
On a different line, I think I have attained a super finesse in the art of being rude. Rudeness is not only in the syllables or the choice of you words or a more suitable language ( I find Hindi as a typical choice .. but more on this later)
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Friday, August 3, 2007
They say that the world is small....
I would love to know how small it is !
They say, that don't mess with your boss, because the world is small. I would seriously like to know how small is it !
Going by the 80-20 principle and throwing in a dollop of the saying "The muck shall rise to the top", the possibility of me being below the muck is actually too high for comfort. Assuming the situation ( what assume, the actually situation is worse .. the muck layer is so thick and wide i can hardly see a ray of sun-shine coming through) , what are the possible recourses i have? Very limited i might have to say.
At the emminent risk of angering humanitarian angels, let me venture on the path less trodden -- how about giving it straight back . And how about given it straight back where it really hurts. Knowing that the sty-inhabitants have extremely thick layer on the outside, made thicker and impregnable with aeons of muck-frollicking, what are the actual chances, that the said creature will actually get hurt? Again unfortunately odds are stacked against me :-(
Allow me the refuge of another saying...its like fighting with pigs in their own sty..you get dirty and the pigs enjoy it.
So what happens, if once in a while, i give them a piece of my mind. What happens if i tell them that the moment they open their mouth the stink that emanates would kill all possible life-forms in an one mile radius. So what happens if, more often than not, i choose not silence as my shield but tell them where they can archive their opinion. So what happends if i choose to tell them, that u cannot get 9 women to deliver a baby in 1 month, and that zeros have values in our remuneration, specifically when occuring after an positive integer and that global business dynamics actually doesn't sleep at night. What happens if i choose to tell them so in a public forum?
Well i might as well ask, what happens if i jump down (forcefully, huh?) from the top of empire state building. I guess that there hardly would be any dent on the ground to stand evidence of that colossal event whereas my physique would, on the other hand, loose any interest in a single structure based form and adopt a multiplicity approach in a more or less two-dimensional architecture.
And they say that the world is small. Infact so small, that you should not anger any posterior-orifice-resembling-creatures occupying positions of power. In-fact the general practiced and preached virtue is to keep such orificies as moist as possible with generous amounts of oral secretions. Au contrair... if i were to stoop to do so, to all such said life-forms, by now my head would be touching my toe..or worse still i will be standing on my head...
If you think you are still standing on your lower limbs and breathing fresh-air, please let me know. I would love to know how you are doing it.
They say, that don't mess with your boss, because the world is small. I would seriously like to know how small is it !
Going by the 80-20 principle and throwing in a dollop of the saying "The muck shall rise to the top", the possibility of me being below the muck is actually too high for comfort. Assuming the situation ( what assume, the actually situation is worse .. the muck layer is so thick and wide i can hardly see a ray of sun-shine coming through) , what are the possible recourses i have? Very limited i might have to say.
At the emminent risk of angering humanitarian angels, let me venture on the path less trodden -- how about giving it straight back . And how about given it straight back where it really hurts. Knowing that the sty-inhabitants have extremely thick layer on the outside, made thicker and impregnable with aeons of muck-frollicking, what are the actual chances, that the said creature will actually get hurt? Again unfortunately odds are stacked against me :-(
Allow me the refuge of another saying...its like fighting with pigs in their own sty..you get dirty and the pigs enjoy it.
So what happens, if once in a while, i give them a piece of my mind. What happens if i tell them that the moment they open their mouth the stink that emanates would kill all possible life-forms in an one mile radius. So what happens if, more often than not, i choose not silence as my shield but tell them where they can archive their opinion. So what happends if i choose to tell them, that u cannot get 9 women to deliver a baby in 1 month, and that zeros have values in our remuneration, specifically when occuring after an positive integer and that global business dynamics actually doesn't sleep at night. What happens if i choose to tell them so in a public forum?
Well i might as well ask, what happens if i jump down (forcefully, huh?) from the top of empire state building. I guess that there hardly would be any dent on the ground to stand evidence of that colossal event whereas my physique would, on the other hand, loose any interest in a single structure based form and adopt a multiplicity approach in a more or less two-dimensional architecture.
And they say that the world is small. Infact so small, that you should not anger any posterior-orifice-resembling-creatures occupying positions of power. In-fact the general practiced and preached virtue is to keep such orificies as moist as possible with generous amounts of oral secretions. Au contrair... if i were to stoop to do so, to all such said life-forms, by now my head would be touching my toe..or worse still i will be standing on my head...
If you think you are still standing on your lower limbs and breathing fresh-air, please let me know. I would love to know how you are doing it.
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